Hundreds of years later white dudes STILL HAVE NOT LEARNED TO WASH THEIR FUCKING HANDS

…and that shit is disgusting

Am I the only one watching the FIBA Cup?

Old southern black folk are the same level of maturity as grade school children and I hate that shit

Hongry as fuck, wanna make a breakfast burrito but I have no ingredients for it. But on the bright side I have a few commissions stacked up so I will be burritoing it up in a day or so

Can’t fuck with Wendy’s anymore

My friend just pointed out that spokeslady don’t ever eat anything in them commercials

I feel like the biggest loser when I remember people from like high school and other shit and no one remembers me




Black licorice and root beer is sooooo nasty lol

do you mean together or each one individually i need to know for reasons

Individually. You know where I stand with root beer, Ced.

Nah you just ain’t had the right kind yet

(Reblogged from thesinwhisperer)


  • 1: What is your name and does it mean anything?
  • 2: How long have you known your best friend?
  • 3: What position do you normally sleep in?
  • 4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
  • 5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
  • 6: Do you wish to travel a lot?
  • 7: Did you participate in any sports while in school?
  • 8: Show a sample of your handwriting:
  • 9: Have you ever given blood?
  • 10: Do you like the way that you grew up?
  • 11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
  • 12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
  • 13: Name one movie that made you cry.
  • 14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
  • 15: Things about someone that you find attractive?
  • 16: What song are you currently listening to?
  • 17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
  • 18: A random memory from you childhood:
  • 19: Where did you grow up?
  • 20: What was the last thing you watched on tv?
  • 21: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
  • 22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?
  • 22: What was the last dream you remember having?
  • 23: When is your birthday?
  • 24: How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
  • 26: What color is your hair?
  • 27: Name 5 facts about your appearance:
  • 28: What is your favorite soda?
  • 29: What is a strange talent that you have?
  • 30: How’s the weather right now?
  • 31: Why did one of your friendships end?
  • 32: Who do you miss right now?
  • 33: Why did your last relationship end?
  • 34: Are you still figuring out who you are?
  • 35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
  • 36: What is your favorite restaurant?
  • 37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
  • 38: Would ever adopt kids?
  • 39: What is your favorite kind of pizza?
  • 40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
  • 41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
  • 42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  • 43: How do you start a conversation?
  • 44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
  • 45: Do you come from a family “of money?”
  • 46: Do you have a bucket list?
  • 47: What is your favorite series of books?
  • 48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
  • 49: Where do you go when you’re sad?
  • 50: 5 random facts about yourself:
(Reblogged from isishart)

I just really started working out a little over a year ago for 3 reasons

1. To get extra sexy

2. To be my own anatomical reference

3. Cosplay

I used to be like 250 hiding behind oversized sweatshirts and my afro at the time. Took as few pictures as possible from fresh til senior. I want my first cosplay to be Kaldur’ahm. I need cosplay friends so I can make this happen

(Reblogged from pixelatedhotsauce)
(Reblogged from pixelatedhotsauce)
(Reblogged from fyeahcracker)

I remember one of my first declarations of adulthood. I went out and bought some Grey Poupon with my own money and made a sandwich. Tasty as fuck

Fantasy sports is just D&D for jocks